Top Ten Reasons It’s Better to Be a Mets Fan Than A Yankees Fan.
10. The Yankees dumped Casey Stengel, the Mets turned him into a legend.
9. Lucas Duda does not have any paintings of himself as a Centaur.
8. Derek Jeter cannot close the deal with hot women, David Wright can.
7. It’s less crowded at Citi Field.
6. Yankee fans can never chant — “WE ARE FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE!” at games.
5. The 7-Line Army blows away the bleacher creatures!
4. We had all the 1986 Mets players when they were still good.
3. Sure, our owners are cretins, but at least we didn’t build a statue of them.
2. Paul DePodesta has advanced statistics that show we have actually won more games this year!
And the number one reason It’s Better to Be a Mets Fan Than a Yankees Fan!
1. Matt Harvey