Top Ten List: Top Ten 2014 Mets Marketing Slogans

top-10-list-2010-resized-600.jpg-300x228It’s cold, and baseball feels far away, but spring training is closer than you think. And the Mets want you to remember it is never too early to buy tickets to a game. I’m always looking to help with this effort, and as I did last year I offer my Top Ten marketing slogans. With my usual apologies and lack of compensation.

 

 

 

Top Ten 2014 Mets Marketing Slogans

10. If you are waiting for the playoffs, you might just die.

Stoner-Dog-Wait-till-you-die-Then-you-are-so-dead

9. This Chris Young is not better, but he is different.

8. Our first baseman stink, but we have a lot of them.

7. Grow old and fat with Bartolo Colon.

Bartolo Colon

6. Watch Lucas Duda watch good pitches to hit.

5. You never know what hat Jeff will wear to the game!

Jeff-Wilpon

Jeff Hat

4. Come see the beautiful chop shops before they are all gone.

Willets Point Chop Shops

3. Frank Francisco is just a phone call away.

2. Come watch young stars Ike Davis and Ruben Tejada!

*Jun 24 - 00:05*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. We’ve been worse!

1979-mets-prospects

 

 

 

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13 comments

  1. RAFF says:

    Too bad ThreePeat is copyrighted

  2. IB says:

    I think I’ll wait til at least June to get into the spirit of futility.

    And, who knows????

  3. Good for you, IB. There are definitely frustrations with this club, but positive things, too. It’s all there in Slogan #10.

  4. Michael Geus says:

    Yes, don’t take this post as analysis, just having some fun today. I’m actually more optimistic than last year at this time.

    • Patrick Boegel says:

      I don’t know, I still have post traumatic Harvey elbow syndrome.

      Hope springs eternal and all that good stuff, but I am not going to be able to bend a smile about Mets baseball until I start seeing some positive results and a recovery or two.

  5. “At Least We’re Not Houston”

  6. Eric says:

    AT LAST!!!! This is more negative than I am!!!!

  7. Raff says:

    What’s a good marketing slogan without a top-notch feature-film production to provide highlights and “AMP” fan interest?”
    10 ) Major League- Back To The Minors: The Ike Davis Saga
    9) Sandy’s Choice
    8) Madoff’s Millions
    7) Field Of Screams- A Flushing Nightmare
    6) Who’s On First? – The Trilogy
    5) Damn METS!
    4) No-Money Ball
    3) The Bad-News Mets
    2) Dumb & Dumber: A One-Act play featuring the extemporaneous Prose & Poetry of Fred & Sandy
    1) Throw Sandy From The Train- An Anthology of “7-Line“ Short Story “vignettes”

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