Well, the Mets made a roster move before the All-Star break, and sent Jordany Valdespin to Las Vegas. Reports vary on how the conversation between Valdespin and Collins went, some indicate Valdespin was upset and acted immature but we find that hard to believe. He has always been such a true professional.
Anyway, with our usual apologies and maybe more to come, here’s our Top Ten List of Things Jordany Valdespin Might Have Said to Terry Collins.
10. Is it a dry heat?
9. But I’m the Man!
8. Craps, Poker, Blackjack, Slots, so many investment opportunities.
7. And people thought there would be no Hangover 4!
6. Is Ike coming with me?
5. I heard that Wally Backman is a real ****sucker.
4. What happens in Vegas will stay in Vegas – until I tweet it!
3. You are going to miss me when I’m gone.
2. Man, I feel like Justin Verlander just hit me in the nuts with a fastball.
1. It’s not you, it’s me. No wait, it’s you.